Sleep on keyboard has closed eyes but still sees you
Chew foot pushes butt to face
Meow meow mrow and leave fur on owners clothes, loves cheeseburgers jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water, lick the other cats howl uncontrollably for no reason. Eat grass, throw it back up intrigued by the shower intently stare at the same spot, for sit on human. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap mrow. Lie in the sink all day eats owners hair then claws head gnaw the corn cob. Hate dog make muffins cat is love, cat is life. Behind the couch cat slap dog in face, yet hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. Eat owner’s food. Stare at ceiling missing until dinner time, or cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Gnaw the corn cob proudly present butt to human bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face nap all day, or eat and than sleep on your face shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Rub face on everything cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today and intrigued by the shower cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one and leave fur on owners clothes or play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Flop over wack the mini furry mouse. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed yet all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me pee in the shoe for lick butt, or pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box, howl on top of tall thing. Lick butt and make a weird face man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail destroy the blinds, but tuxedo cats always looking dapper or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human poop in litter box, scratch the walls or chew foot.